Ohh sweet Captain Soifon… your eyes… they pierce my heart, and captivate my soul. I’d show you my special ops and love you like the goddess that you are LoL. Wait… where’s your other arm? Fuuuuuuuu!
It’s ok, you know what they say… you only need the lower body. GO! TO! DMC! Oh wait… wrong show…
Meanwhile, Hiyori and Chibi-Captain Toshiro have their little moment. She may look like a little girl, but Hiyori is probably a couple hundred years old. She wants what girls want…
Just do it phaggot-shiro!!
While they work out their business, Barragan shows off his tight kicks.
Ohh… it’s on now, foos…
Taste my new white shoes, bitches! This ain’t no local mall special!
They stare back at him in awe. Shit, if I had the shoes of the god of Hueco Mundo, I’d be dumbfounded too!
Sorry Hachi-san, those ones aren’t for sale. You’ll never find those… ever…
Jealous, Soifon decides to fire her nuclear tampon cannon. You shoes…. are… MINE!
Gonna get monthly juices on them kicks, bish!!!
The god of Hueco Mundo does his Bert stare. I’d be mad too… Haters gonna hate. Barragan better have some wet naps!
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