So… a gay orchestra conductor with a whip and a tracksuit-wearing black dude with a spiked dildo. Get hit by any of their weapons and it’s a thousand years of embarrassment. Next thing you know, Haado Gei (Hard Gay) Razor Ramon is going to thrust his way into making a cameo appearance. All I know is that I wouldn’t want to run into any of these guys on the street.
Love: “Black cactus dildo action!”
Rose: “Hey!…. let’s tie him up!”
Both Gay Guys: “Okay! Let’s do it!”
Love: “Anus-Blowing Cactus!”
Starrk’s wreck-tom gets torn asunder with fire.
Starrk: “Guhhh wtf was that all about?”
Getting hit by a dildo and then sleeping it off. I don’t blame him! Who the hell wants to fight against that shit? It’s like fighting a homeless person! Even if you win, you lose! You can’t brag to your friends about beating up the white dude with the gay whip or the black dude with the spiked dildo. It’s the lose-lose situation!
Sadly, ya gotta do something about it. Because the only thing more embarrassing than having people know that you beat up a gay whip guy and a guy with a spiked dildo weapon, is having people know that they killed you instead.
Luckily, Starrk and Lilinette have some attack dogs that discriminate against gays and black people! Hate Crime Wolves, I choose you!
A new meaning to being surrounded by bitches. Or… maybe this is the ORIGINAL meaning… har harrrrr…
Wolves have turned their clothes into ghetto style. It is the Los Angeles Skid Row Special, dawg. Starrk goes in to end the battle…
… when suddenly a sword pops up out of his guts!?!?
Maybe Haado Gei is making a cameo appearance after all!?!?!