Bleach

bleach iconGenre: Action
Total Episodes: A Few More Than 288 So Far…

Summary: Kurosaki Ichigo is suddenly visited by an angel of death, also known as a Shinigami, or “Death God.” The sudden encounter sparks a journey that spans life and death itself.

Review: As much as hardcore anime homos like to hate on popular shows, I’d have to disagree and say that Bleach is pretty damn cool. The characters are unique yet easy to relate to, and the whole red-team blue-team scenario makes the afterlife a bit less about the end of living and more about joining one team or another upon death. It’s either you die and end up as a soul-eating ghoul or you die and end up as a death god. Or you end up as a poor slave in Rukongai for all eternity. Anyways, it’s pretty interesting.

The only problem is that the show runs into bursts of crappy filler episodes. I’m sure this happens to all shows that run past 100 episodes. Although, I don’t remember there being any shitty eps in DBZ. Oh well, times have changed. Actually, I didn’t know what filler episodes were until I started watching this show. I remember once seeing a filler episode and saying, “Wtf, was that real?” And sure as hell wasn’t. Though, I’ll say now that at least ONE of the filler arcs was really cool.

So, if you’re a patient watcher, you’ll do like me and get past the fillers without flinching. Or, you’ll watch the first twenty or so episodes and give up. Anyways, give it a shot. I think you’ll like it. If you’re not hooked by the first few episodes, you’re probably a worthless slob, and I’ll have to take a deuce on your sweaty lewd face. Enjoy!

Bleach Anime Episode Reviews


Bleach: Episode 288


Kurotsuchi Mayuri grows weary of this episode. Ichigo and Unohana take a stroll through the Garganta, and Kenpachi and Yammy engage in a little scuffle. Continue reading

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Bleach: Episode 287


The filler episode of all filler episodes. Ohhh, you Bleach animation studio… you jokers, you… I see what you did there. “Captain Broccoli.” Need I say more? Continue reading

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Bleach: Episode 286


Ichigo gets caught red-handed after chatting-up Yammy. And Mayuri and Nemu arrive to sell a few things. Continue reading

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Bleach: Episode 285


Mashiro… Pun…uh oh… Continue reading

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Bleach: Episode 284


A recollection of Halibel’s past — before Aizen and before the Espada. Her adventures with Mila Rose, Sun-Sun, and Apache. Continue reading

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Bleach: Episode 283

Lilinette cute smile
Starrk and Lilinette do their best to fight off that dirtbag Kyoraku! Also, Aizen lays the smack down for excessive yellow eyeliner. Continue reading

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Bleach: Episode 282

Love Pulling Rose out of rubble
So… a gay orchestra conductor with a whip and a tracksuit-wearing black dude with a spiked dildo. Get hit by any of their weapons and it’s a thousand years of embarrassment. Continue reading

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Bleach: Episode 281


Herpes. Continue reading

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Bleach: Episode 280

Captain Soifon Looks
Ohh sweet Captain Soifon… your eyes… they pierce my heart, and captivate my soul. I’d show you my special ops and love you like the one-armed goddess that you are LoL. Wait… where’s your other arm? Fuuuuuuuu! Continue reading

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Bleach: Episode 279

lisa yadomaru no undies?

I guess Vizard don’t believe in undies. But who am I to complain? I guess when Lisa-chan was choosing her real-world outfit, she had to choose between glasses and panties. And well, yup, those are some nice glasses. LoL Continue reading

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