So it looks like someone finally gave Negishi a chance to perform on stage as himself. This time, it was some fancy pants producer who works with Aikawa-san. And it looks like he’s on top of the pyramid of FOOLS!
LoL Negishi! Singing your gay anthem on the stage! No wonder the prince of trendy assholes took you off! LoL I mean ok, the song is bad in an obvious sort of way, but “Sweet Lover” is super catchy in another kind of style.
Of course they’re lifeless Negishi, they’re today’s youth!
LoL, anyways, for someone to call his song a joke… ooh yes, dem’s fightin’ words. Negishi should have just showed them all his ten-rapes-per-second vocal devastation! But alas, trying to save face for that bish, Aikawa-san…. ah well….
And this whole time, he’s daydreaming about his fans… if they were fans of himself as Negishi the pop artist vs. Krauser II of DMC.
Personally, anyone who asks you to tear their ass has got to be one die-hard fan. Now that’s dedication! On the other hand, trend-fags will only cheer for you if you give them autographs. WEAK!
So, after he leaves the cafe’s stage, Negishi trips out on some weak watered-down liquor (like 90% water lol) and heads over to the queen’s (manager’s) office to play her a new song he wrote. LoL The way Negishi looks with a hangover is awesome hahaha. Kind of like a homeless wine-o… LoL
Yes! A rendition of his song that failed at the cafe earlier, Sweet Lover! But instead, this time it’s Evil Lover. Here’s some lyrics:
Crazy Baby!
You’re a fucking crazy bitch!
My evil, evil lover!
Just perfect… just perfect…
The next day, we run into Negishi’s homo friend from college. And he’s in some weak band called Tetrapot Melon Tea… some kind of pop acoustic band, the kind that Negishi wanted to be in… WEAK! P.S. notice that the guy with the guitar is wearing a condom over his head.
Anyways, Negishi totally SMASHES their live TV performance! ahahah it’s great. At first, Krauser is all, “Hey I’ll help you. Ooh, I love your gay song.” But next, he’s all, “Your tambourine is my bitch!” bahahah!
LoL
Another great episode, and the artwork never fails to make me laugh my asses off.
