Detroit Metal City Episode 03: Pig / Drug

“What’s this ‘Go to DMC’ about?” Bish! What a stupid question! It’s the grotesque victory chant of the greatest band in existance!

Who woulda’ thought that Aikawa-san would go see DMC live!? Lucky bitch! Apparently, her whore magazine company sent the hate train to the event so she could write a fail review about the show. She gon’ get raped if she’s not careful. Fortunately for her, Negishi will be “working” at the event, so he can protect her… with rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! LoL

D… M…. C….

DMC’s performance of their newest song, “Symphony of the Bitch Pig” was also pretty awesome. How awesome? Awesome enough to be filled with ten rapes in one second. I will now recite some of the lyrics from that glorious serenade:

All those bitches laying prostate before me
All I want from you is your lower body
All you need is the lower body

All you need is the lower body (repeat x1000)

Freaking perfect. GO TO D.M.C.! I guess it’s true though. All you do need is the lower body. Everything above that… overrated. Except boobs… but… even then… eh?

So, here we have Yuri-chan invading a Detroit Metal City concert. The demon king will not stand for something like this! It is only right to expose and punish intruders. rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape!

rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape!

GO… TO… DMC!
GO… TO… DMC!
GO… TO… DMC!
GO… TO… DMC!

After the concert, we see Yuri-chan waiting for Negishi. Feeling a bit guilty, Negishi offers to take her out to eat some pork. And since he (as Krauser) told her that she was a pig, this translates to Negishi saying that… he wants to eat her out. Yup. See what I did there?

Invitation to smash.

Anyways, like most bishes, she gets all self conscious thinking she’s fat and shit. “Am I a pig? Do I look like a pig to you???” Maybe bish! But you sound more like a chicken with you clucking away ‘n shit!

So the boss shows up to wreck Negishi’s apartment with Haado Gei 1 and Haado Gei 2. The death metal king has to have a death metal apartment. Let the drug part commence! Best part in this is where they do the judo-chop on one of Negishi’s weak french CDs. LoL

Fuck yea…

Take that, Creed, Alanis Morisette, and every other musician who sucks! I wish to send Guri and Gura to your homes to punch all your music in the face.

Things get a bit rowdy in this drug party… burning of beds, tearing down of walls, urination on faces… wait, what?

Complements of the chef. I wish my bed was this awesome. So then the apartment landlord shows up, and it becomes a big gay geezer dong-fest with Negishi doing some cracked-out dry humping.

In the end, we have one screwed up apartment and one traumatized ji-ji. Sweet. I guess drug parties aren’t so bad after all.

Btw, I think I did about 30 or so rapes this review. Not bad! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! rape! (Make that forty.)