Horray, episode 5 review is here!
Wat. What is this…. This jolly zombie!?!??!! It is indeed very repulsive! I do not like to see zombies all playful and enjoying the touching of themselves. Apparently this zombie was an actor who came to the airport for a movie shoot. He should have been run over by the airplanes wheels haha. Luckily there’s some people still alive, like these snipers at the airport. Amazingly there’s an airplane filled with humans out on the runway too… but they have to wait for the runway to be clear before taking off…. Why?!?! MUST RAMPAGE!!!! And run them over, leaving Japan in style!! I bet you wouldn’t have guessed…. a woman as a sniper!!! I must say she is pretty hot for a sniper!
Her spotter looks like he’s excited he’s finally going to have sex for the first time in his life. MmmmMmmMmm I want to take a look at those titties!!
Maybe he will be getting lucky…. Unless he dies!
Well well well, who would have guessed that smart know it all Saya Takagi was so easy…. No wonder Khota Pillsbury Hirano has stood by her side this entire time! He too gets to finally see a real woman and have sex!!!
IS THIS REAL LIFE!?!? I see the demonic teacher Koichi Shido likes to rape his students! Just look at that dirty ass face of his! He’s probably one to have sex with dead bodies too!
Unlike the others, the two lovebirds Takashi Komuro and Rei Miyamoto are stuck all by themselves, in the middle of gunfights and hell! I mean come on; if this guy were to show up in your face you’d probably shat your pants too!!
It only makes sense to bone out in style!!
So of course there’s always little n00bz everywhere… kids never learn… You can act all hard now, but when shit hits the fan, you’re fawked!!!!
Of course they want to be rebels and try to act tough in front of chicks (LOL LOOK A GANGURO!!!)… but trying to act tough in front of police = mind blown. It’s asking for your own death.… in this case, being hit by the ejaculation of the fire hoses! They flew off the bridge and went to their death. GO POLICE!!! One more useless sack of crap that shouldn’t be breeding is gone!!
Then comes the jailbait! These skanky jailbait women are about to taste the wrath of the magical water penis!!
Look at that mighty stream of the ejaculation flowing out!!
I kinda lost track of what went on so it wasn’t that important. Guess it was nothing.
Yea looking at this made me laugh real hard.
He must be one lucky sonovabitch…. Or not hahaha!!!
What again!? Someone needs a longer skirt… So the leftover original group (Saeko Busujima, Saya Takagi, Khota Hirano, and Shizuka Marikawa) plans on leaving the student rapist teacher, Mr Shido with his followers. Of course being the evil douchebag he is, he tries to guilt the beautifully busty Shizuka Marikawa to stay with him and his cult. So what happens?
Kohta Hirano goes in RAGE MODE!!!!!! And shoots a needle, skimming Mr. Shido’s face, and threatens to kill douchebagman for treating him like crap!
Now it’s Kohta’s turn to rape someone!!! He ends up guarding the doors and making sure that him along with Saeko Busujima, Saya Takagi, and Shizuka Marikawa, get off the bus.
So when they get off the bus and onto a bridge, it turns out they aren’t safe… they’re out with all the zombies!
Smarty Saya Takagi is about to get raped by a zombie, so big boobies Marikawa jumps on top of Takagi to protect her… I wouldn’t have done that… if I was the Marikawa I’d use my boobs to attack the zombies… they wouldn’t survive the motorboat action!!
Then out of nowhere….
BANZAI!!!!!!!! Komuro with Rei riding in the bitch seat does some motorbike stunts and gets up on the bridge, magically meeting up with the A –Team! WONDERFUL SUCCESS!!!
Look at this awesome entrance combo!
Bike + flying panties attack= ULTIMATE COMBO BREAKER!!!
To make it even more epic…. SUPER DODGING AT LAST MINUTE MATRIX STYLE TO KILL ZOMBIES MOVE!!!
More panties everywhere!!! Especially when Komuro zooms by on his bike.
After they’re finally done killing everyone around them, it’s reunion time…and of course, you guessed it… MORE PANTIES!!!
Ant so the episode ends as Kumuro and Marikawa go off to search and see if the safehouse Marikawa ‘s friend lives at is okay to stay at, so everyone can rest and…… SHOWER!!!!